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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:天凉了,打开衣柜一看,我该逛街了;打开钱包一看,我还年轻,我不冷。。。
2:过去愚昧无知,把性爱视为禁忌。现在,社会进步了,性爱是朋友们之间,交流友谊的重要方式。
3:一直很不懂张顺为什么上梁山?
自己有打渔生意,而且那么多伙计,这日子绝对能算有钱人了。

所以后来宋江让他送死的时候,张顺说,自己遇到宋江才活的像个人样。。。。我就奇怪了,没遇到宋江他至少是个打渔老板,手下几百个伙计。上梁山后没什么名气,吃吃喝喝难道比之前在家里好?
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