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1.高中水平：I will never marry you.
评论：这个应该大家都看得懂，我绝不嫁给你

2.高考水平：Never will I marry you.
评论：倒装，其实和上面是一个意思

3.四级水平：You are the last man I am willing to marry.
评论：我最后才会看上你（就是说全世界男人死光了我才嫁给你）

4.六级水平：Under no circumstances will I marry you.
评论：倒装形式表达，任何情况下我都不会嫁给你

5.GRE水平：If you were the last man in the world, I would definitely remain single.
评论：如果世界上只剩下一个男人了，我绝对会保持单身（这个好绝）

6.大神水平：If you were to marry me, I would go to the temple.

              If the sun rose in the west, I would marry you.

              I will marry anybody but you.

              I can suffer anything but marrying you.
评论：如果你嫁给我，我就出家；除非太阳从西边出来我才会嫁给你；我会嫁给任何人，但是除了你（像I wanna nobody, nobody but you)；我可以承受任何事，除了嫁给你

7.烈女水平：If you were to marry me, I would jump to the water/river/lake/sea/well.
评论：如果你和我结婚，我就跳河/江/湖/海

8.五毛水平：If Li Gang were your father, I would marry you.
评论：最后才是亮点：如果你爸是李刚，我就嫁给你

看来不足10个笑话，再补充两个吧，呵呵
9. 一对青年男女在公园约会时，女孩特别想放屁，她想了个办法：女：你听过布谷鸟叫吗？　　男：没听过。女：我给你学，布（放屁声）－谷（口中发出的声音）。学了几声后，该放的也已放完。女：听清了吗？男：放屁声太大，没听清。
评论：聪明反被聪明误，还不如痛快点

10.老婆总觉得婚后的生活不够浪漫，有时就对老公说：“我们再谈一次恋爱如何？”
谁知老公忙不迭的摆手，说：“算了吧，那玩意儿，太累！好歹骗了个老婆到手，今后就可以安安稳稳地过日子了，我决不愿再回到万恶的旧社会！”
评论：这老公太不解风情啦，生活中需要情趣

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[ 本帖最后由 gameboys005 于 2010-12-9 23:05 编辑 ]