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乌龟的定义[网文]

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乌龟的定义[网文]

1.乌龟的屁股 谜底:规定;   
2.乌龟倒立 谜底:上面有规定;     
3.乌龟翻筋斗 谜底:一个又一个规定;
4.大乌龟背上背个小乌龟 谜底:上面又有新规定!   
5.三只乌龟,中间那只忽然便便了。谜底:哎呀,中央的规定又变了!  
6.乌龟盖了间房子然后爬了进去 谜 底:盖中盖
7.乌龟爬出 来把房子拆了又盖了一间爬了进去 谜底:新盖中盖;  
8.乌龟又爬出 来拆房子盖房子爬进去 谜底:巨能盖!
9.乌龟碰到了一只鳖 谜底:黄金搭档  
10.乌龟打架 谜底:规定有冲突  
11.乌龟穿龙袍 谜底:黄金甲
12.所有的乌龟都穿龙袍 谜底:满城尽带黄金甲!

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